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grimgrinningdisnerd:

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a platypus?

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PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!

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chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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mister-smalls:

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tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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Reading fanfic at midnight

  • Dad:stop texting and go to sleep
  • Me:I'm not texting. I'm reading.
  • Dad:oh really? Read the line you're on.
  • Line:He roughly shoved his partner against the wall and forced his tongue between the other man's parted lips.
  • Me:just kidding I'm texting somebody
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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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